Horton, my favorite—look how he’s been treated
Stuffed with tinsels and tassels and promptly excreted!
The puns! And the filler! The script fees you must save!
While I tumble and grum-humble around in my grave.
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~ Joy
Comment by Robin
April 6, 2008 @ 3:57 pm
Oh, the poor Dr., his great legacy
All pissed away for a billion or three.
Listen up scribes, we now know our fate.
Our dignity defiled at the box office gate.
So here’s the conundrum, and it’s quite a doozy.
Sell off our rights to a Hollywood floozy?
I say “hell yes!” though you may not applaud.
Think of Miss Rowling – that’s one rich-ass broad!
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